the funny play by starrick and me!!
Thursday, September 13, 2007, 12:59 AM
THE 9 CLASSROOM PLAYSThe best-est play ever!!!
THE ELDEST BROTHER
CHRACTERS: Ah Hock-eldest brother
Ah Seng -youngest brother
Ah Kee-second brother
Ah Lin- youngest sister
Ah Nya-oldest sister
Auntie Helen- neighbor
Mother- mother
Uncle Sam- uncle(where got uncle sam?)dunno la its just luan luan say de!!
What a big family!
This story is about ah hock sacrificing his studies for his family
Ah Hock-he is a kind –hearted boy
How kind-hearted is he?
He is very kind
Can you give me an example?
NO!
Why not?
Because NO means NO!!!!!
Why why why why why why???
Because no means no lorhs
Why are you using singlish?
Because I like it?
Why you still dun wan answer me?
Because I like it
Haiz
Wo gen ni jiang hua jian zhi shi duui niu tan qin
What are you talking about?
I am English cum singlish educated
So I dunnoe what u talking laa
Okay..
I direct translate for u.
I and u talk words cut straight yes correct cow play piano!
Good enough?
Ni zai shuo she me wo ting bu dong !
Bu yao bi wo
Direct translation: you here talk what I hear no understand
No medicine force me!!!!
Oh I also dun understand laa
Bu yao zai jiang le wo yong yuan ting bu dong ni yao biao da de shi she me
Direct trans\:
No medicine here talk,happy me brave far hear no understand ,you medicine watch hit this yes snake me
Huh??
Sui ran wo bu dong ni yao shuo she me ke shi wo xiang na ge yi ding bu shi huai dong xi ba?
Direct translation: sleep ran I no understand u medicine talk snake me thirsty yes I smell nice that one one order no yes bad east-west ba?
Hello???
I am the director here?
Not you
So please dun luan luan jiang,hui po huai wo de ming yu de you know??
Audience response : we can see you are the lousy play the director so no nid you to say DE!!
i was in the library when i did this!!!